To Be 6 Again

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Davidw2415, Aug 23, 2009.

  1. Davidw2415

    Davidw2415 Senior Member

    1,456
    46
    0
    > > > A man was sitting on the edge of the
    > > > bed, observing his wife, looking at
    > > > herself in the mirror. Since her birth-
    > > > day was not far off he asked what
    > > > she' d like to have for her Birthday.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > 'I'd like to be six again', she replied,
    > > > still looking in the mirror.
    > > >
    > > > On the morning of her Birthday, he
    > > > arose early, made her a nice big bowl
    > > > of Lucky Charms, and then took her
    > > > to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
    > > >
    > > > He put her on every ride in the park;
    > > > the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the
    > > > Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,
    > > > everything
    > > > there was.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > Five hours later they staggered out
    > > > of the theme park. Her head was
    > > > reeling and her stomach felt upside
    > > > down.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > He then took her to a McDonald's
    > > > where he ordered her a Happy Meal
    > > > with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > Then it was off to a movie, popcorn,
    > > > a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
    > > > M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
    > > > Finally she wobbled home with her
    > > > husband and collapsed into bed
    > > > exhausted. He leaned over his wife
    > > > with a big smile and lovingly asked,
    > > > 'Well Dear, what was it like being
    > > > six again?'
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > Her eyes slowly opened, and her
    > > > expression suddenly changed. 'I
    > > > meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > The moral of the story:
    > > > Even when a man is listening, he is
    > > > gonna get it wrong.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > SEND THIS TO ALL THE WOMEN
    > > > WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN
    > > > YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT.
    > > >
    >
     
  2. 03classic

    03classic Junior Member

    424
    26
    0
    I think I am going to be "sick" again