Davidw2415
Senior Member
> > > A man was sitting on the edge of the
> > > bed, observing his wife, looking at
> > > herself in the mirror. Since her birth-
> > > day was not far off he asked what
> > > she' d like to have for her Birthday.
> > >
> > >
> > > 'I'd like to be six again', she replied,
> > > still looking in the mirror.
> > >
> > > On the morning of her Birthday, he
> > > arose early, made her a nice big bowl
> > > of Lucky Charms, and then took her
> > > to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
> > >
> > > He put her on every ride in the park;
> > > the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the
> > > Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,
> > > everything
> > > there was.
> > >
> > >
> > > Five hours later they staggered out
> > > of the theme park. Her head was
> > > reeling and her stomach felt upside
> > > down.
> > >
> > >
> > > He then took her to a McDonald's
> > > where he ordered her a Happy Meal
> > > with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
> > >
> > >
> > > Then it was off to a movie, popcorn,
> > > a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
> > > M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
> > > Finally she wobbled home with her
> > > husband and collapsed into bed
> > > exhausted. He leaned over his wife
> > > with a big smile and lovingly asked,
> > > 'Well Dear, what was it like being
> > > six again?'
> > >
> > >
> > > Her eyes slowly opened, and her
> > > expression suddenly changed. 'I
> > > meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'
> > >
> > >
> > > The moral of the story:
> > > Even when a man is listening, he is
> > > gonna get it wrong.
> > >
> > >
> > > SEND THIS TO ALL THE WOMEN
> > > WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN
> > > YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT.
> > >
>
> > > bed, observing his wife, looking at
> > > herself in the mirror. Since her birth-
> > > day was not far off he asked what
> > > she' d like to have for her Birthday.
> > >
> > >
> > > 'I'd like to be six again', she replied,
> > > still looking in the mirror.
> > >
> > > On the morning of her Birthday, he
> > > arose early, made her a nice big bowl
> > > of Lucky Charms, and then took her
> > > to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
> > >
> > > He put her on every ride in the park;
> > > the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the
> > > Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,
> > > everything
> > > there was.
> > >
> > >
> > > Five hours later they staggered out
> > > of the theme park. Her head was
> > > reeling and her stomach felt upside
> > > down.
> > >
> > >
> > > He then took her to a McDonald's
> > > where he ordered her a Happy Meal
> > > with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
> > >
> > >
> > > Then it was off to a movie, popcorn,
> > > a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
> > > M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
> > > Finally she wobbled home with her
> > > husband and collapsed into bed
> > > exhausted. He leaned over his wife
> > > with a big smile and lovingly asked,
> > > 'Well Dear, what was it like being
> > > six again?'
> > >
> > >
> > > Her eyes slowly opened, and her
> > > expression suddenly changed. 'I
> > > meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'
> > >
> > >
> > > The moral of the story:
> > > Even when a man is listening, he is
> > > gonna get it wrong.
> > >
> > >
> > > SEND THIS TO ALL THE WOMEN
> > > WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN
> > > YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT.
> > >
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