Three women go to mexico

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Oct 24, 2011.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    THREE WOMEN GO TO MEXICO




    Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They got drunk, and woke up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.


    The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says: "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.


    The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from the University of Illinois School of Law, and I believe in the power of Justice to intervene
    on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.


    The last one, a blonde (you knew it), is strapped in and says: "Well, I'm from Texas and just graduated from Texas A&M with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya’ll right now, y'all ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
     
  2. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    Leave it to the blonde! :D
     
  3. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    Good one Joe, I knew i should have left The Redhead in Mexico when we were there:newsmile100::newsmile100:
     
  4. Gas Gauge

    Gas Gauge Junior Member

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    er, or maybe leave it to the aggie! Gig 'em
     
  5. HDSickness

    HDSickness Banned

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    Nice.....I will pass along to the wife....she is blonde.
     
  6. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    No comment!!:D
     
  7. Simonemonty

    Simonemonty Member

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    good idea
    my friends is blonde...