Three red necks

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Polarbear, Feb 23, 2010.

  1. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    THREE RED NECKS



    Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower:

    Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.

    As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, dang, someone should go and tell his wife. Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

    Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?' 'Cooter's wife gave it to me,'

    Ronnie replies. 'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?'

    'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."

    She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.' Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'

    Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff.:p
     
  2. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    THanks for the laugh. :laugh
     
  3. Mattman4403

    Mattman4403 Junior Member

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    Ahhh, a woman of honor
     
  4. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    It is hard to know if a redneck joke, is fake or the truth

    they are all funny though
     
  5. dfbales

    dfbales Active Member

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    sounds like my family
     
  6. Adamal47

    Adamal47 Active Member

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    They must have been putting that cell phone tower in my wife hometown. It sounds completely possible in that town.
     
  7. geezer

    geezer Senior Member Contributor

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    Good one!!!
     
  8. NEWHD74FAN

    NEWHD74FAN Experienced Member Retired Moderators

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    Hey, I like it...sensitive and puts his priorities and goals right up front like NASCAR, not only a race, but a few bumps and lots of "game".
     
  9. flipper

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    Just read that one to the folks here at work and we all got a HUGE kick out of it. Thanks!