Three Men

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Sharky1948, Jul 2, 2008.

  1. Sharky1948

    Sharky1948 Junior Member

    Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a KENTUCKY
    GENTLEMAN are all working together one day.

    They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

    'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.

    The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada .

    POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

    Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.'

    POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

    The Kentuckian says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.'

    The Genie explains, 'Well, i t' s about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'

    The Kentuckian sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lites a cigar, smiles and says,

    'Fill it with water.'
  2. Jcannon

    Jcannon Member

    And thats how disney obtained its first water park :)