Thought this was funny

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by R_W_B, Mar 27, 2012.

  1. R_W_B

    R_W_B Senior Member

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    Don't know if you guys have heard this one or not, but it cracked me up.
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    Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:

    'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London/Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and...... OH, MY GOSH!'

    Silence followed!

    Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.

    'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'

    One Scottish passenger yelled...
    'For heaven’s sake man ......... you should see the back of mine!!!'
     
  2. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    Good one RWB....:lolrolling
     
  3. Rubyred

    Rubyred Senior Member

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    Good one Dave!:)
     
  4. HD4ME!

    HD4ME! Active Member

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    LOL :rofl Thats Great!
     
  5. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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    I like it!
     
  6. Leprechaun667

    Leprechaun667 Member

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    That was good, I like it:D
     
  7. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    good one Dave thanks for sharing
     
  8. oldhippie

    oldhippie Senior Member

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    Good one..
    I think every passenger, no matter what nationality, would have that response. Not something you want to hear from the pilot.:D
     
  9. mat 60

    mat 60 Senior Member

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    Good one Dave...
     
  10. R_W_B

    R_W_B Senior Member

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    Actually it pales in comparison to the real life happenings of yesterday. I'm sure you all heard it on the news the past two nights. The Captain of a flight from NY to Las Vegas freaked out while in the air (literally). The Co-pilot had to take over the plane and the stewardess commandeered some passengers to subdue the wacked out Captain. Was talking incoherent, and totally lost it.

    Now how'd you like that to happen on your next fligth LOL.