This tells me that I must be drunk

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sprinklerfitter669, Jan 5, 2010.

  1. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot. The bartender is curious and askes him "every time you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket. Why?" The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look good, I go home."
     
  2. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    That one made me smile. :D
     
  3. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    Oh man, please don't get me in any more trouble :lolrolling
     
  4. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    Ha ha ha, good one
     
  5. PaulWhite

    PaulWhite Active Member

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    That one is funny.