The Wish

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  1. Flashback

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    A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the
    sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
    "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
    you one wish."

    The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
    over anytime I want."

    The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
    challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach
    the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It
    will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
    hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
    Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
    mankind."

    The biker thought about it for a long time.

    Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our
    wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she
    gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she
    says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

    The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"