The wife is not speaking to me

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sprinklerfitter669, Jan 18, 2010.

  1. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.

    "What's the matter?" the bartender asks.

    "My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy "and now she isn't talking to me for a whole 31 days."

    The bartender thought about this for a while. "But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender.

    "Yeah, except today is the last night."
     
  2. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    Good one . :rofl