The sentence

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Aug 27, 2011.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    Woman goes into the basement and finds her husband crying and says whats wrong with you? Hubby, remember when your dad caught us fooling around when we were 16? Wife, yes. Hubby, he said, you either marry my daughter, or spend the next 20 years in prison. Wife, yeah so what? Hubby, I would have got out today...
     
  2. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    Joe hope you don't mind if I add to this: Little Johnny is doing his english homework, identifying nouns, verbs, adverbs etc. He ask his dad what kind of word is marriage and his dad tells him it is not a word, it is a sentence!!!
     
  3. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    Don't mind at all!!
     
  4. mat 60

    mat 60 Senior Member

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    Thats some good ones my wife wouldn't like...:lolrolling
     
  5. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    I've said it before, there are some things you might not want to share!:lolrolling:lolrolling
     
  6. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    both are very funny !!!!
     
  7. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    After 10 years sometimes I wonder....:lolrolling
     
  8. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    10 years? Your just getting warmed up!!:cheers
     
  9. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    Thanks for the advice for what I am looking forward to......:no
     
  10. KNEESINTHEBREEZE

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    first you have the engagement ring.....then the wedding ring......and then comes the suffer ring....he he he he