The Ransom

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Weeg, Jan 17, 2012.

  1. Weeg

    Weeg Member

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    This one has made the rounds but is still funny.

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    A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC .
    Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

    The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

    "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million
    dollar ransom. Otherwise, they're going to douse them all in gasoline and
    set them on fire. We're going from car to car, collecting donations."


    "How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.


    The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."
     
  2. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    Where do I send my gallon????
     
  3. Rubyred

    Rubyred Senior Member

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    I'll donate!
     
  4. brownfoxx1

    brownfoxx1 Active Member

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    congress is in sesson today....watch your wallet!