The monkey and the peanut

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Rhyno, Feb 1, 2009.

  1. Rhyno

    Rhyno Member

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    A guy goes to the zoo to feed the monkeys. He throws the monkey a peanut. The monkey picks up the peanut, sticks it in his rear end, pulls it out, and eats it.
    The guy goes, "Yuk!"
    He throws the monkey another peanut. The monkey picks up the peanut, sticks it in his rear end, pulls it out, and eats it.
    The guy goes, "Yuk!"
    He goes to the zookeeper, and he says, "Man, that is one very stupid monkey."
    The zookeeper says, "No, that's a very smart monkey. Last week, somebody threw him a big peach, and he ate it, and he couldn't pass the pit, so now he sizes everything first."
     
  2. STEVE07

    STEVE07 Well-Known Member Staff Member Super Moderators

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    Good one!:bigsmiley24:
     
  3. krikket

    krikket Active Member

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    That's awesome!!!