The lecture

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Apr 17, 2013.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
    The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body,
    as well as smoking and staying out late."
    The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?
    The man replied, "That would be my wife."
     
  2. Slo-Ryd

    Slo-Ryd Junior Member Contributor

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    :newsmile100: Love it Joe.....and I think I've attended that lecture before too:D
     
  3. Sunnysideup

    Sunnysideup Junior Member

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    add me to the list as well :D
     
  4. Duane53

    Duane53 Active Member

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    Yep I've been to that lecture. :D
     
  5. gator508

    gator508 Well-Known Member

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    Gave me a chuckle!
     
  6. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Funny but so true.:yes
     
  7. Taildraggerdave

    Taildraggerdave Active Member

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    That's a good one !

    Dave
     
  8. Dean700cc

    Dean700cc New Member

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    "TRUE STUFF IS THE FUNNIEST STUFF"....FOXWORTHY:bigsmiley14:
     
  9. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    i thought they were private lectures...:D
     
  10. Sunnysideup

    Sunnysideup Junior Member

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    Private? Oh noooooooooooo, all the neighbors are welcome to listen in :D.