Here is another classic....
A little girl living in NY NYC was so excited Christmas morning to recieve a new bicycle from Santa she took it out and began to ride it in Central Park. As she happily rode it along a mounted policeman rode along side her and asked her to stop.
The policeman said to her "That's a nice little bike you have there honey; did Santa bring you that?"
The little girl proudly stated "why yes he did!"
The mounted policeman proceeded to write the girl a "no helmet" ticket and issued it to her saying "next year, tell Santa to give you a helmet" and began to ride away.
The little girl, mad, yelled out..."officer, that is a nice horse you got there, did Santa bring you that too?"
The officer replied with a snicker "yes, he sure did"
The girl began to ride away with her ticket and yelled back "well next year tell Santa the horses "thingy" goes on the bottom not on the TOP!"