The Freezer.

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Sep 27, 2011.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    Hi! My name is Sandra. Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

    1st woman: I froze to death.

    2nd woman: How horrible!

    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st woman: So, what happened?

    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive!!!
     
  2. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    good one..wonder if we have the same twisted friends who send us emails
     
  3. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    That is way too funny Joe:p
     
  4. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    Sound like both were blonds...Just sayin'! :D
     
  5. mat 60

    mat 60 Senior Member

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    Good one Redfish Joe..:)
     
  6. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    Thats a thought!!:D
     
  7. geezer

    geezer Senior Member Contributor

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    Another good one, keep em coming Joe. :D