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The fortune teller

Goofuss

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In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by
what she saw in her crystal ball. She looked up at her customer, sitting
across the table. 'There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt.
Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and
horrible death this year.'

Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at
the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep
breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.

She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked:
'Will I get away with it?'
 
Man,i love the jokes on here!

You and your "mate" Polarbear must be somewhat twisted individuals.:a
 
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