The fortune teller

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Goofuss, Nov 20, 2009.

  1. Goofuss

    Goofuss Active Member

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    In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by
    what she saw in her crystal ball. She looked up at her customer, sitting
    across the table. 'There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt.
    Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and
    horrible death this year.'

    Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at
    the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep
    breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.

    She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked:
    'Will I get away with it?'
     
  2. biscuit

    biscuit Junior Member

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    Man,i love the jokes on here!

    You and your "mate" Polarbear must be somewhat twisted individuals.:a
     
  3. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    I love them too. It's a good way to start your day.:newsmile100:
     
  4. ballpeen

    ballpeen Active Member

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    Now thats funny, ............
     
  5. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    Stop it, your messing with my mind
     
  6. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    Good one Goofuss 69. If I didn't know better I'd swear that she was a blond from E. TN.!