The dog

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by glider, Jul 2, 2008.

  1. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
    noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
    cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse
    about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a
    solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back,
    were about 200 men walking single file.
    The man couldn't stand the curiosity.
    He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, 'I am so
    sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but
    I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?''My wife's.'
    'What happened to her?'
    The man replied, 'My dog attacked and killed her.'
    He inquired further, 'But, who is in the second hearse?'
    The man answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when
    the dog turned on her.'
    A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.
    'Can I borrow the dog?'
    The man told him, 'Get in line'.
     
  2. Bluesugar

    Bluesugar Member

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    That's so bad!!
     
  3. Apyle

    Apyle Junior Member

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    WOW!:small3d031:
     
  4. Jcannon

    Jcannon Member

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    hahaha I'd be the 202nd person in line.
     
  5. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    And I'd be right behind you too #203:D
     
  6. waterdog

    waterdog Active Member

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    Now we know why dog is "man's best freind". :D
     
  7. Dr. Dolittle

    Dr. Dolittle Experienced Member Staff Member Moderator Contributor

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    I'm laughing my butt off but, of course, my wife and daughter don't think it's very funny!
     
  8. koolreven

    koolreven Member

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    I'm training my dog!!!
     
  9. M0sesJJN

    M0sesJJN Member

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    You KNOW the gals will change it to "my husband" being in the hearst and laugh themselves silly till they cry...

    :newsmile017:
     
  10. gunnut

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    I'D BE DOING SOME SERIOUS QUE JUMPING!!:newsmile01: