The cowboy

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Jun 26, 2009.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
    'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

    'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
    'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a group of bikers, who were threatening a tree hugging protester.
    I directed them to leave*him alone, but they wouldn't listen.
    So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face ...
    Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
    I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the mud out of all of you!'

    St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

    'Just a couple of minutes ago...'
     
  2. twooodogz

    twooodogz Member

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    HAH.......Those Treehuggers always causing trouble.