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Redfish-Joe

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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a group of bikers, who were threatening a tree hugging protester.
I directed them to leave*him alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face ...
Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the mud out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Just a couple of minutes ago...'
 
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a group of bikers, who were threatening a tree hugging protester.
I directed them to leave*him alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face ...
Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the mud out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Just a couple of minutes ago...'

HAH.......Those Treehuggers always causing trouble.
 
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