The Blonde

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Sep 15, 2011.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

    "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

    She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.

    The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?"

    She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."

    "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken
     
  2. R_W_B

    R_W_B Senior Member

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    That is funny even for me, my wife being Blonde I heard that one a few years ago.
     
  3. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    Mine is too.:p
     
  4. R_W_B

    R_W_B Senior Member

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    I guess you heard the one about Blonde at the Post Office was hollaring into an envelope. She kept saying one line after another into the envelope until finally this guy walked over to her and said Mam what are you doing? She said I'm sending voice mail.
     
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    jazzy jack New Member

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