The Blonde and the pilot.

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by STEVE07, Apr 12, 2012.

  1. STEVE07

    STEVE07 Well-Known Member Staff Member Super Moderators

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    This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.

    "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

    She hears a voice over the radio saying:

    "This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. 'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

    She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."

    "O.K." says the voice on the radio....
    "Repeat after me: Our Father who art in Heaven. . . …."
     
  2. Rubyred

    Rubyred Senior Member

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    Hey my wife is 5'4" and a blonde, I wonder? Good one Steve I'll have to show this to the wife!:)
     
  3. SledDog

    SledDog Senior Member Staff Member Moderator

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    Check wheels up, wind 270@5, cleared for crash and burn!
     
  4. oldhippie

    oldhippie Senior Member

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    Well, he did ask for her height and position.:newsmile100:
     
  5. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Guest

    :p OOOOH OOOOHHH:p
     
  6. HD4ME!

    HD4ME! Active Member

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    Now that is funny! :laugh
     
  7. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Good 1, I like it.:D