The Blind Clerk at Cabela's

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by dbmg, Jul 11, 2013.

  1. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.
    She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the
    counter.
    The clerk is standing behind the counter wearing dark shades. She says to him,
    "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"


    He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind, but if you'll drop it on the counter, I
    can tell you everything from the sound it makes."

    She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, "That's a
    six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and a 10-pound test
    line. It's a good all-around combination, and it's on sale this week for only
    $20.00."

    She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it
    dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit
    card drops on the floor.

    "Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.

    She bends down to pick it up and accidentally lets out a little "toot." At
    first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes .... there's no way the blind
    clerk could tell it was her who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she
    was the only person around.

    The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."

    The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and
    reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"

    He replies, "Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel are $20.00, but the Duck Call is
    $11.00, and the Catfish Stink Bait is $3.50."

    She paid it and left without saying a word.
     
  2. HOLY DIVER

    HOLY DIVER Junior Member

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    good one!!!!!!
     
  3. trike lady

    trike lady Junior Member

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    Now that's funny.