The Amish Elevator

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Davidw2415, Mar 5, 2008.

  1. Davidw2415

    Davidw2415 Senior Member

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    : THE AMISH ELEVATOR




    An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost
    everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
    could move apart and then slide back together again.

    The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen
    an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in
    my life. I don't know what it is".

    While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a large old
    lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a
    button.

    The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.


    The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small
    circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued
    to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began
    to light in the reverse order.


    Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.



    The father then looked at his son and said "Boy! Go Get Your Mother!"
     
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  2. wildspirit97

    wildspirit97 Senior Member

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    The father then looked at his son and said "Boy! Go Get Your Mother!"
     
  3. Davidw2415

    Davidw2415 Senior Member

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    Wildspirit. I forgot to put the last line in my original post , thanks for finishing it for me. I've fixed it.