That ain't us?

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  1. HarleyHarry

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    A man died and appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

    "Have you ever done anything of particular merit to get into Heaven?" St. Peter asked.

    "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.

    "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

    So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

    I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the (edited) out of all of you !

    St. Peter was impressed, "Wow ... when did this happen?"

    "Just a couple of minutes ago."

     
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