Thanksgiving Divorce

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by BigDaddyRed, Nov 23, 2008.

  1. BigDaddyRed

    BigDaddyRed Member

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    A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego the day before Thanksgiving and says, 'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

    'Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Denver and tell her.'

    Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like hell they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this,'

    She calls Jacksonville immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.

    The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay,' he says, 'they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way.'
     
  2. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    Way to go, have to try that one.:D
     
  3. STEVE07

    STEVE07 Well-Known Member Staff Member Super Moderators

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    With three of my own that always expect me to open my wallet I can understand that one
     
  4. Dr. Dolittle

    Dr. Dolittle Experienced Member Staff Member Moderator Contributor

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    I'll have to file that one away for the future when the girls are off on their own!
     
  5. Zooka

    Zooka New Member

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    Man, gotta remember this one!!
     
  6. cromwell

    cromwell Active Member

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    That was great.
     
  7. dhog

    dhog Active Member

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    Do we have this mis-conception that when our children grow up get married and leave that's the end of our financial "o what a joke", but that's a good one I think I'll try it.:newsmile065: