Texting for Seniors............

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by 92FXRS, Jan 6, 2011.

  1. 92FXRS

    92FXRS Active Member

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    TEXTING FOR SENIORS
    Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC
    (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you:.
    Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they can understand your texts.

    ATD: At The Doctor's
    BFF: Best Friend Farted
    BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
    BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
    CBM: Covered By Medicare
    CGU: Can't get up
    CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
    DWI: Driving While Incontinent
    FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
    FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
    FYI: Found Your Insulin
    GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
    GHA: Got Heartburn Again
    HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
    IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
    LOL: Living On Lipitor
    LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
    OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
    OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
    PIMP: Pooped in my pants
    ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
    SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
    TTYL: Talk To You Louder
    WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
    WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
    WTP: Where's The Prunes?
    WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
    GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
     
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  2. geezer

    geezer Senior Member Contributor

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    Those are funny but some hit too close to home.
     
  3. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    I almost fell out of my chair laughing. :lolrolling
     
  4. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    Still laughing got to copy this one:newsmile100:
     
  5. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    Ha-ha-ha, good one! Gotta pass this on.
     
  6. NEWHD74FAN

    NEWHD74FAN Experienced Member Retired Moderators

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    Still LOL...gotta say I have been trying to avoid texting, but more and more people are using it, I was getting better, this joke set me back in my learning curve.:p
     
  7. tsp45acp

    tsp45acp Active Member

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    That ain't funny.....I know these codes. :(