Texans

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by trvlr, Apr 29, 2011.

  1. trvlr

    trvlr Junior Member

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    You Gotta Love Texans

    So, this Department of Water Resources Representative stops at a Texas
    ranch and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, I need to
    inspect your ranch for your water allocation.

    The old rancher says, Okay, but don't go in that field over there.

    The Water Representative says, Mister, I have the authority of the
    Federal Government with me. See this card? This card means I am
    allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand??

    The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.

    Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the Water Rep
    running for his life and close behind is the rancher's huge Brahman bull. The
    bull is gaining with every step.

    The Rep is clearly terrified, so the old rancher immediately throws
    down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....


    "YOUR CARD, SHOW HIM YOUR CARD!!!"
     
  2. TripleJ

    TripleJ Senior Member

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    I laughed out loud on that one, thanks!