Teacher arrested

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Jan 3, 2013.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    TEACHER ARRESTED

    Now you have to take the time to read and digest this threat....

    A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.

    He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of 'math instruction'.

    'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."

    When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." White House Press Secretary Jay Carney told reporters he could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow.
     
  2. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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    Ya know this really could be a real news release!
     
  3. JTs Dad

    JTs Dad Member

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    That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time...Thanks for posting...
     
  4. mat 60

    mat 60 Senior Member

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    Quote Mat.....Ya Jeff maybe then a parade with fire works after.:)
     
  5. Piedmont

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    That's funny... because it's so close to being a possibility. None of us will be safe until we have protractor control!