Tea?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Jan 25, 2013.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    Mother was out, and dad was in charge.
    She was maybe 2 1/2 years old.
    Someone had given her a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of her favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when she brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water.
    After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, mom came home.
    Dad made her wait in the living room to watch her bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!'
    Mum waited, and sure enough, here she came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him drink it up.
    Then she said, (as only a mother would know),
    "'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"
     
  2. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    mind if i have beer with my gumbo...:newsmile036:
     
  3. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    But I use water in the gumbo...BUT it is boiled.:D
     
  4. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    thats ok then...but i might still have a beer :newsmile036:
     
  5. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Guest

    Joe, you are killing me, I choked on my coffee :p:newsmile055:
     
  6. gator508

    gator508 Well-Known Member

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    Goodness gracious, how does your mind come up with these things!:cheers

    Like lorne, I'll have the beer!
     
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  8. Billbo

    Billbo Junior Member

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    Joe may be speaking from experience!!!:D:D:D

    Bill
     
  9. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    Fortunately this time...No. But I CAN speak volumes about a sticky mouse trap and a hairy belly!:p