Susie's husband

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Mar 1, 2013.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    Susie's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her ear close to be able to hear him.

    "You know" he whispered, his eyes filling with tears, "you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you stuck right beside me. When my business went under, there you were. When we lost the house, you were there. When I got shot, you stuck with me. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. "And you know what?"

    "What, dear?" she asked gently, smiling to herself.

    "I think you're bad luck."
     
  2. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    :lolrolling:lolrolling:lolrolling guess there wasn't a back way out
     
  3. oldhippie

    oldhippie Senior Member

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    I think that'd be a fair assessment of his troubles.:newsmile100:
     
  4. Rubyred

    Rubyred Senior Member

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    Thanks for brightening up my day already!:D
     
  5. gator508

    gator508 Well-Known Member

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    Ha-ha-ha, another good one!
     
  6. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Guest

    :p You funny guy :p
     
  7. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Guest

    :pYa had to be there for those infamous words :newsmile100:
     
  8. PA 58

    PA 58 Active Member

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    a bad case of self poisoning ?
     
  9. Bedrock

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    Rolling!