Survey!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by T wrecks, Jul 9, 2009.

  1. T wrecks

    T wrecks Junior Member

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    Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
    asked was:-

    "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food
    shortage in the rest of the world?"

    The survey was a huge failure because of the following:

    In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

    In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

    In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

    In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

    In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

    In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

    In the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.


    And Finally........................... In Australia they hung up because
    they can't understand an Indian accent. :D
     
  2. martin14

    martin14 Active Member

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    too true !
     
  3. twoup

    twoup Active Member

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    Not a joke. Pretty much right on.

    ride safe
     
  4. jessemoya

    jessemoya Member

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    Rest of the world? You mean... like the moon? I'm pretty sure I saw a movie about that once.