Super Bowl

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Davidw2415, Feb 7, 2010.

  1. Davidw2415

    Davidw2415 Senior Member

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    A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man
    comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he
    says, "The seat is empty."

    "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a
    seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world,
    and not use it?"

    He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come
    with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super bowl we haven't
    been to together since we got married in 1967."

    "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
    someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbor - to take the
    seat?".

    The man shakes his head.

    "No, they're all at the funeral."
     
  2. T wrecks

    T wrecks Junior Member

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    :lolrolling
     
  3. Cajun Ultra

    Cajun Ultra Active Member

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    i love it
     
  4. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    Boy, now that's a sports fan. :laugh
     
  5. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    That's funny right there!
     
  6. izzy63

    izzy63 New Member

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    now that was funny.............:laugh
     
  7. Iceman24

    Iceman24 Well-Known Member

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    Good one...she was probably a Vikings/Farve fan & heard he's finally electing to retire.:rofl
     
  8. sharpscuba

    sharpscuba Banned

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    That will never be confirmed until he realizes that his day has come and gone.
     
  9. CIB1Infantry

    CIB1Infantry Member

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    gave me a chuckle
     
  10. glyd-n

    glyd-n Junior Member

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    Wow, that's not right. Is it?