Speeding?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Polarbear, Nov 12, 2009.

  1. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:

    Officer: May I see your driver's license?
    Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

    Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
    Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.

    Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?
    Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.

    Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?
    Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.

    Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?
    Biker: Yes, sir.

    Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:

    Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
    Biker: Sure. Here it is.
    It was valid.

    Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?
    Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.

    Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?
    Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
    Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.

    Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.
    Biker: No problem.
    The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.

    Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.
    Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
     
  2. CatWoman

    CatWoman Active Member

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    :lolrolling

    Polarbear, I'm not sure where you get your stuff, but is SURE is funny!! :bigsmiley12:

    CatWoman
     
  3. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    Thanks CatWoman! Glad you enjoy them.
     
  4. softy heritage

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    Polarbear,you are the official joker of the website. Always good for a laugh,helps brighten up the day.
     
  5. Haywire

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    Polarbear, another classic. You do keeps things amusing in here. I look for these each day, Keep them coming.
     
  6. Polarbear

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    I aim to please!
     
  7. trickydoc

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    Thanks Polarbear, you start my day off right!!!!!. My wife and I both get a kick from your jokes. I read them aloud so my wife can enjoy them also. Keep it up.
     
  8. fwcole

    fwcole Active Member

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    awesome!!!
     
  9. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    jaceddie, I don't know. Those Ohio troopers don't have much of a sense of humor!