Speeding Ticket

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by RetiredJake, Oct 30, 2009.

  1. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    I got pulled over this morning for speeding. I really thought I was going to talk my way out of a ticket, unitl the cop looked in the backseat and saw my dog.


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  2. Dr. Dolittle

    Dr. Dolittle Experienced Member Staff Member Moderator Contributor

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    I'm forwarding this to the ASPCA - they'll want to talk to you too!
     
  3. mvd00024

    mvd00024 Member

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    That is a happy looking puppy...We sure don't need a speeding ticket.:D
     
  4. twoup

    twoup Active Member

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    LOL

    When I was a teenager that was called Exhibition Of Speed! Not speeding. I see the claw marks. 1 point. LOL
     
  5. Goofuss

    Goofuss Active Member

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    I had the same kind of thing. I was driving down the road and a turkey ran out in front of me. I tried to miss it but couldn't. It flew up over my hood and landed on the police car that was behind me. The police officer then pulled me over and gave me a ticket for flipping him the bird.
     
  6. cedarbrook63

    cedarbrook63 Junior Member

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    I think it's disgusting how so called pedigree breeders are producing dogs without bodies and hind legs....
     
  7. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    This is just so wrong on so many points, funny, but---:lolrolling
     
  8. FLHXTom29715

    FLHXTom29715 Active Member

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    Cop pulled me over for doing 90MPH on my bike, I said I wasn't going to be out that long :bigsmiley24: :lolrolling