Speeding Ticket

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jody7734, Aug 15, 2009.

  1. jody7734

    jody7734 Active Member

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    A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place.... The man says, "What's the problem officer?"

    Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."

    Man: "No sir, I was going 65."

    Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gives his wife a dirty look.)

    The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!, WOMAN !"

    Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."

    Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"

    Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks." (The man gives his wife another dirty look.)

    The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!, WOMAN !"

    Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt."

    Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."

    Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt."

    The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!, WOMAN !"

    The Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"

    The wife says, "No, only when he's drunk."
     
  2. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    Hope Harry dropped he off somewhere on the way home :lolrolling
     
  3. NEWHD74FAN

    NEWHD74FAN Experienced Member Retired Moderators

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    Gee, the officer had a good day...Harry...not so much, the wife (as Glider says) had "curb appeal"! :D
     
  4. flht5108

    flht5108 Member

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    Talking about curb appeal. I was 100 miles from home and in her ride. She stopped for light and I got out and started walking.:D
     
  5. paulmack

    paulmack Active Member

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    Yea the officer no doubt got his quota for the day out of Harry. Harry's wife no doubt got her quota for the day and Harry just got the shaft.
     
  6. fwcole

    fwcole Active Member

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    Good pick for Harry, sounds just like my wife