Spaghetti

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by stray dog, Mar 28, 2015.

  1. stray dog

    stray dog Junior Member

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    SPAGHETTI

    >> For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
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    >> One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
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    >> Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
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    >> If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
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    >> She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born..
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    >> To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
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    >> One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
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    >> 'Honey, she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'
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    >> 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
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    >> On the card was written:
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    >> Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
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    >> Three with meatballs, two without.
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    >> Send extra sauce.

    :sd :sd
     
  2. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    Ha-ha-ha, karma coming back!
     
  3. Jeff Klarich

    Jeff Klarich Well-Known Member Contributor

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  4. TonyLambert

    TonyLambert New Member

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    haha lol that is indeed a karma