stray dog
Junior Member
SPAGHETTI
>> For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
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>> One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
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>> Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
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>> If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
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>> She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born..
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>> To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
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>> One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
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>> 'Honey, she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'
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>> 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
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>> On the card was written:
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>> Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
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>> Three with meatballs, two without.
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>> Send extra sauce.
:sd :sd
>> For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
>>
>> One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
>>
>> Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
>>
>> If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
>>
>> She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born..
>>
>> To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
>>
>> One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
>>
>> 'Honey, she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'
>>
>> 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
>>
>> On the card was written:
>>
>> Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
>>
>> Three with meatballs, two without.
>>
>> Send extra sauce.
:sd :sd
