Some old men can still think fast

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Polarbear, Oct 26, 2009.

  1. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    ~~ Skinny Dipping...

    An elderly man in West Virginia had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back.

    It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.



    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond... He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.


    One of the women shouted to him,'we're not coming out until you leave!'



    The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'



    Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'


    ~~ Some old men can still think fast
     
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  2. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    I'm old, but I can't think that fast.
     
  3. FLHXTom29715

    FLHXTom29715 Active Member

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    good one!
     
  4. paulmack

    paulmack Active Member

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    Great one!!!!
     
  5. Haywire

    Haywire Active Member

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    Sly old guy:lolrolling
     
  6. gmurdock

    gmurdock Active Member

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    Smart quick thinking farmer
     
  7. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    I like the way he thinks
     
  8. Road King 1

    Road King 1 Member

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    hope i'm that quick as i get older