Snow storm

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Jan 4, 2013.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife in Syracuse were listening to the radio during breakfast.

    They heard the announcer Say,

    "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of Snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the Street, so the Snowploughs can get through.
    "So the good wife went out and moved her car.

    A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer Said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the Snowploughs can get through.
    "The good wife went out and moved her car again.

    The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer Says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...."
    Then the electric power went out.

    The good wife was Very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said,
    " I don't know What to do".

    Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowploughs Can get
    through?"

    Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are Married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied,

    "Why don't you just leave the dang car in the garage this time."
     
  2. biscuit

    biscuit Junior Member

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    Love your jokes-i think they're great.




    What i DONT understand is how or why your Wife hasn't attempted to do serious bodily injury to you yet.My Wife is a short petite-ish chic BLONDE, much smaller than i,and i would NEVER get away with the sort of jokes that you tell.NEVER!

    But please,don't stop.
     
  3. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    ha-ha-ha, that's a good one.