Smart Woman's Solution

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by harleygirl76, Jul 6, 2012.

  1. harleygirl76

    harleygirl76 New Member

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    An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced magic because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he finally died of a heart attack when he was 98. His wife had a closed casket at the funeral. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbors, still concerned for her safety, asked "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?" The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down. And I know he won't ask for directions.":s
     
  2. Ace Feng

    Ace Feng Member

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    lol

    A blind ghost is a wasted ghost !
     
  3. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    we always know where we are it is just getting to the next place we may have a problem with :D
     
  4. harleygirl76

    harleygirl76 New Member

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    So true So true. :p
     
  5. EnjoyingTheRyde

    EnjoyingTheRyde Junior Member

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    It's not that I won't ask for directions, I don't have to, my wife tells me where to go! Just kidding, she's a great woman. :)
     
  6. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    mine to even when i take her to the same place every two days....she must think i have something else on my mind....hmmm i wounder what i was thinking about..:21: