Skeleton

[walleye]

A Skeleton walks in a bar and says "Give me a beer.... and a mop."

 

[cedarbrook63]

I love that joke for its simplicity. My two boys are going laugh their heads off at breakfast. :lolrolling

 

[gasbag]

A cheeseburger walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer.
The bartender replies, "I am sorry but we don't serve food in here."

 

[cedarbrook63]

:lolrolling

 

[PaulWhite]

My wife din't get it. She's a blonde