Signs

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  1. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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    In a Podiatrist's office:
    "Time wounds all heels."

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    On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
    Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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    On another Septic Tank Truck:
    "We're #1 in the #2 business"

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    At a Proctologist's door:
    "To expedite your visit please back in."

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    On a Plumber's truck:

    "We repair what your husband fixed."


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    On another Plumber's truck:
    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

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    On a Church's Billboard:
    "7 days without God makes one weak."

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    At a Tire Shop in
    Milwaukee:
    "Invite us to your next blowout."