Sherlock Holmes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ProF, Sep 24, 2009.

  1. ProF

    ProF Junior Member

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    Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip.
    After a good meal they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some
    hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

    "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

    Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

    "What does that tell you?" asked Holmes.

    Watson pondered for a minute.
    "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies
    and potentially billions of planets.
    Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
    Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past
    three.
    Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small
    and insignificant.
    Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
    What does it tell you?"

    Holmes was silent for a moment, then spoke.

    "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent."


     
  2. 03classic

    03classic Junior Member

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    Wow all that and someone stole their tent!!!!
     
  3. paulmack

    paulmack Active Member

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    I see someone else overlooks the obvious.