Seniors getting married

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Polarbear, Jan 7, 2010.

  1. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    SENIORS GETTING MARRIED


    Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married.

    They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a

    CVS Drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

    Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"


    The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

    Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell


    heart Medication?"

    Pharmacist: "Of course we do."


    Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation ?"

    Pharmacist: "All kinds"


    Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

    Pharmacist: "Definitely."

    Jacob: "How about suppositories?"


    Pharmacist: "You bet!"


    Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"


    Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."



    Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for

    Parkinson's disease?"


    Pharmacist: "Absolutely."


    Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

    Pharmacist: "We sure do."


    Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"


    Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."


    Jacob: "Adult diapers?"


    Pharmacist: "Sure."


    Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
     
  2. sharpscuba

    sharpscuba Banned

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    And they say that life only gets better with age.
     
  3. Davidw2415

    Davidw2415 Senior Member

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    I think They are a bunch of liers.
     
  4. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    I here to tell ya, they are making a good choice. :D
     
  5. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    I'm getting too close to this for it to be funny.:rofl