Senior codes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by glider, Mar 11, 2011.

  1. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    I thought the following listing was appropriate...after all, the kids have all their little codes...like BFF, etc. So here are some codes for seniors:

    ATD - At the Doctor's
    BFF - Best Friends Funeral
    BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
    BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
    CBM - Covered by Medicare
    CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
    DWI - Driving While Incontinent
    FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
    FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
    FYI - Found Your Insulin
    GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
    GHA - Got Heartburn Again
    HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
    IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
    LOL - Living on Lipitor
    LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
    OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
    OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
    ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
    TTYL - Talk to You Louder
    WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
    WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
    WTP - Where's the Prunes
    WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

    Hope these help!

    GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!
     
  2. geezer

    geezer Senior Member Contributor

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    Good one Glider. I'm going to print that one.
     
  3. bonsi57

    bonsi57 Active Member

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    That was a good laugh. Thank you for sharing.
     
  4. Joyflyin

    Joyflyin Experienced Member Staff Member Moderator

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    Sent that to hubby, hope he isn't offended. :)
     
  5. Dr. Dolittle

    Dr. Dolittle Experienced Member Staff Member Moderator Contributor

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    I just wish my memory was better so I could use some of those!
     
  6. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    Glider, At what recommended age are you supposed to learn this by????
    I'll have to forward this to my Dad.
     
  7. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    OK Boss, too many of those hit home:newsmile055:
     
  8. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    Ain't it the truth Jack? :s
     
  9. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    This sure is living Boss, Remember , SMILE:p
     
  10. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    Gotcha Jack:s

    Time to change the clocks now :D