lorne
Senior Member
Fishing boat
A good ole Saskatchewan boy won a fishing boat in a raffle drawing.
He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What the heck
you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a
boat within 75 miles of here.";
He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife
and asks where his brother is. She says, "He's out there in his
fishing boat", pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting in
a fishing boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a
big field. He yells out to him, "What the heck are you doing?"
His brother replies "I'm fishin'. What the heck does it look like I'm a doing?"
His brother yells back, "It's people like you that give people from
Saskatchewan a bad name, making everybody think we are stupid. If I
could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt."
i apologize to all Saskatchewan friends, but i couldn't resist:newsmile036:
A good ole Saskatchewan boy won a fishing boat in a raffle drawing.
He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What the heck
you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a
boat within 75 miles of here.";
He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife
and asks where his brother is. She says, "He's out there in his
fishing boat", pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting in
a fishing boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a
big field. He yells out to him, "What the heck are you doing?"
His brother replies "I'm fishin'. What the heck does it look like I'm a doing?"
His brother yells back, "It's people like you that give people from
Saskatchewan a bad name, making everybody think we are stupid. If I
could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt."
i apologize to all Saskatchewan friends, but i couldn't resist:newsmile036:
