Ring...Ring

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by glider, Jan 19, 2009.

  1. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**

    **'Hello?'**


    **'Hi honey.**
    **This is Daddy.**
    **Is Mommy near the phone?'**


    **'No, Daddy.**
    **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**


    **After a brief pause,**


    **Daddy says,**

    **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**


    **'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
    **Right now.'**


    Brief Pause.


    **'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
    **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
    **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy
    that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**


    **'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**


    **A few minutes later**
    **The little girl comes back to the phone.**


    **'I did it, Daddy.'**


    **'And what happened, honey?' **


    'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed and ran around screaming.**


    **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
    **And now she isn't moving at all!'**


    **'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**


    **'He jumped out of the bed too.**


    **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
    **And into the swimming pool.**
    **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
    **Last week to clean it.**


    **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**


    *****Long Pause*****


    *****Longer Pause*****


    *****Even Longer Pause*****


    **Then Daddy says,**




    **'Swimming pool? ...........**


    **Is this 486-5731?'*


     
  2. R. Lewis

    R. Lewis Senior Member Retired Moderators

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    OOOOOWWWWWWCCCCCHHHHHHHH in so many ways!!!! :D
     
  3. brderj

    brderj Active Member

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    LOL.. too funny
     
  4. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    Obviously there was something in that joke that didn't go well here.
     
  5. STEVE07

    STEVE07 Well-Known Member Staff Member Super Moderators

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    Good read with my morning coffee:rofl
     
  6. gunnut

    gunnut Junior Member

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    Hahahgahahaha!! BRILLIANT,not copie writed I hope??
     
  7. sharpscuba

    sharpscuba Banned

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    Glider ...this one had me laugh out so loud that my daughter wondered what was so funny.