Ralph Forgot his Anniversary

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Dr. Dolittle, Dec 1, 2008.

  1. Dr. Dolittle

    Dr. Dolittle Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    Ralph was in big trouble - he forgot his wedding anniversary! His wife was so angry, she told him, "when I wake up tomorrow morning, there had better be something in the driveway that will do 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds!"

    The next morning, Ralph got up and went to work. When his wife woke up, sure enough there was a gift wrapped box in the middle of the driveway. She ran out, scooped it up, and ran back into the house with a huge grin on her face. Then she unwrapped it and opened up the box to behold a brand new bathroom scale.

    Ralph has not been seen for over a week now. Please pray for Ralph!
     
  2. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    Poor Ralph, he was so innocent too.:small3d011:
     
  3. STEVE07

    STEVE07 Well-Known Member Staff Member Super Moderators

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    Maybe she sat on poor Ralph:(
     
  4. NEWHD74FAN

    NEWHD74FAN Experienced Member Retired Moderators

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    I would "weigh-in" that any evidence regarding this will be in one of the many boxes marked "Unsolved" on the shelves of "Cold Case" the TV series. I can see that he disappeared after work...(if he was smart anyway...)! :(