Puppy Heaven

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by dynamike, Sep 26, 2006.

  1. dynamike

    dynamike Member

    Muldoon lives with his dog in the countryside. When the dog dies, Muldoon goes to the parish priest. "Father, could you say a mass for the poor creature?"

    The father explains, "We can’t have services for an animal in the church, but there’s a new denomination down the road. Maybe they’ll do something for him."

    "Thanks," says Muldoon. "Do you think $5,000 is enough to donate for the service?"

    The father replies, "Why didn’t you tell me the dog was Catholic?"