Proctologist Bike Mechanic

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Beer Hound, Oct 3, 2010.

  1. Beer Hound

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    A proctologist had his own practice for thirty years and decided to retire and become a motorcycle mechanic. He went to motorcycle mechanic school and did really well all year long, when the final exam came up the teacher told everyone the 50% of the test would be written and the other 50% would be tearing down and rebuilding a bike. He though he did really well and when he got his test score he got a 200! He went to the teacher and asked how he scored that high. The teacher told him that he aced the written and the tear down/ rebuild and the extra 100 was because he had never seen anybody tear down and rebuild a bike all through the tail pipe!
     
  2. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    Way too funny:newsmile100:
     
  3. trike lady

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    Good one.
     
  4. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    Now thats funny. I don't care who you are.
     
  5. cedarbrook63

    cedarbrook63 Junior Member

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    Really funny :lolrolling
     
  6. Beer Hound

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    Get're Done!

    I'm guessing the bikers over 45 are laughing and wincing!
     
  7. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    GOOD ONE !!!

    :newsmile100::newsmile100:
     
  8. Robert Walter

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    Can't quit laughing!!!! THANKS i needed that!!!!
     
  9. oldhippie

    oldhippie Senior Member

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    Yep...:newsmile100::lolrolling
     
  10. Beer Hound

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    Glad you cought that. Well than again maybe I wish we didn't know!:D