Prison Versus Housewives

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  1. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    In prison, you get three square meals a day.

    At home, you cook three square meals a day and try to get your kids to eat it.

    In prison, you get an hour each day in the yard to exercise and mingle.

    At home you get to clean the yard up so you can mow it so your kids can spread more toys all over it so that you can go out and clean it again because little Jr. can't sleep without his latest lego creation.

    In prison, you get to watch TV, cable even.

    At home, you get to listen to your children fight over the remote control and get treated to hours and hours of mindless cartoons thanks to cable.

    In prison, all your medical care is free.

    At home, you have to pawn your mother's silver and fill out trillions of papers for insurance and hope the doctor will see you before you die.

    In prison, you get your own personal toilet.

    At home, you have to physically hold the bathroom door shut in order to keep from having someone standing over you demanding to know how long till you're done so you can do something for them.

    In prison, the prison laundry takes care of all your dirty clothes.

    At home, you get to take care of them yourself, plus everybody else's, and get yelled at because somebody's favorite shirt isn't clean.

    In prison, they take you everywhere you need to go.

    At home, you take everybody else where they need to go.

    In prison, the guards transport all your personal effects for you and make sure nothing is missing.

    At home, you have to lug around everybody else's stuff in your purse and then wonder who went in it and took your last dollar.

    In prison, there are no screaming or whining children or spouses asking you to do something else for them, or screaming at you because you didn't.

    At home....stop me when I get to the downside of jail, will ya?
     
  2. Thorns

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    "You ain't from around here are you boy?", that phrase is the beginning of trouble.

    Thorns
     
  3. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    No Son, i ain't from around there :s
     
  4. Thorns

    Thorns Active Member

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    Blue Mountain isn't far...

    Thorns
     
  5. lakeforktx

    lakeforktx Active Member

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    Boy you got a purdy mouth......
     
  6. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    Squeal like a pig :newsmile100:

    Ok, now this thread is way off:34:
     
  7. glider

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    This thread is going in the wrong direction for the forum and is closed.
     
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