Polish sausage

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Jan 19, 2011.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    So, the customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

    The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

    The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
    something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I
    was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask
    me if I was German?

    Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
    Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?' If I
    asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

    The clerk says, "Well, no, I probably wouldn't!"

    With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy say's, "Well then,
    why did you ask me if I'm Polish, just because I asked for Polish
    sausage?"

    The clerk simply replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
     
  2. johnkarlfl

    johnkarlfl Active Member

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    that was great.
    I am going to send that to my Polish Bother-in-law
     
  3. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    :newsmile100::newsmile100::newsmile100:
     
  4. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    Joe, do you moon light a as a stand up comedian you are good:p
     
  5. markaria

    markaria Member

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    funny!!!
     
  6. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    I feel offended :s
    gotta go...wife needs milk from Lowes
     
  7. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    wish i had more Polish friends to sent it to but 1 will have to do
     
  8. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    Ha-ha-ha-ha. I wonder if Ace Hardware carries BBQ sauce?