Personal Ad: Wanted - Harley Wife

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Sharky1948, Jan 27, 2009.

  1. Sharky1948

    Sharky1948 Junior Member

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    (With apologies to all the women...)

    Wanted - Harley Wife

    Must own big-twin Harley. Must own mechanics tools. Must cook, sew, do laundry, and clean house. Must be good Harley mechanic including engine overhauls, performance tuning, suspension work, and general maintenance. Painting and detailing expertise a plus.

    Send picture of bike and tools.
     
  2. horizonchaser

    horizonchaser Senior Member Contributor

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    Sharky,
    The perfect woman is out there for you somewhere! Let me know when you find her and if she's got a sister!! ;)
     
  3. Sharky1948

    Sharky1948 Junior Member

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    I've already met her and married her. And, yes she has a younger sister who dates a guy with a CVO 110 Dyna.
     
  4. steve299

    steve299 Active Member

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    The cooking and cleaning part is good, but I don't even want my wife touching my Harley:D
     
  5. walleye

    walleye Junior Member Contributor

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    So with all her required duties, makes me wonder what your good at......Can you wash bikes? HAHAHAHAHA! No way my ol lady (unless she is a mechanic) is wrenching on my ride....